Thursday, June 30, 2005
Monday, June 27, 2005
Will My Old Friend
it has been more than a year since i met you last time.
where are you now?
is everything fine?
we are all missing you very much, my old friend ......
http://community.webshots.com/photo/262071892/262071892mWCKgf
where are you now?
is everything fine?
we are all missing you very much, my old friend ......
http://community.webshots.com/photo/262071892/262071892mWCKgf
Saturday, June 25, 2005
一個月
昨天，一個突然而來的晴天霹靂打破了平靜無聊的下午。
「珠珠不見了！」小船哭著說。
我馬上過去陪她找，告訴自己一定要找得到。我本來亦是愛貓之人，何況是小船的珠珠。還時第一次見她哭，有點手足無措。
幸好，原來困在梳化後面，正傻珠。我和大家都鬆了一大口氣。
今日中午去了小船家，和她一家吃個飯，她妹妹和哥哥也在。第一次見她哥哥，帥得很，對，我一直非常欣賞artist。之後在她家坐了一會，便送她到機場去。在車上，我竟然睡著了，真不好意思。
一個月，說長不長，說短不短；而我暫時又回復一個人的生活。
得著妳回來。
「珠珠不見了！」小船哭著說。
我馬上過去陪她找，告訴自己一定要找得到。我本來亦是愛貓之人，何況是小船的珠珠。還時第一次見她哭，有點手足無措。
幸好，原來困在梳化後面，正傻珠。我和大家都鬆了一大口氣。
今日中午去了小船家，和她一家吃個飯，她妹妹和哥哥也在。第一次見她哥哥，帥得很，對，我一直非常欣賞artist。之後在她家坐了一會，便送她到機場去。在車上，我竟然睡著了，真不好意思。
一個月，說長不長，說短不短；而我暫時又回復一個人的生活。
得著妳回來。
Wednesday, June 22, 2005
3 days away from the world
we are back. Back to this embarrassing world.
anyway, we had escaped, to a space, which belonged to two of us alone.
no pain, no worry, no trouble ... like the heaven
where we acted like a pair of angels.
anyway, we had escaped, to a space, which belonged to two of us alone.
no pain, no worry, no trouble ... like the heaven
where we acted like a pair of angels.
Friday, June 17, 2005
Thursday, June 16, 2005
孝感動天
昨天和小船在旺角逛，有個十六七歲的男孩子走過來問我們：
「請問好景商場在哪裏？」
我心暗好笑，但亦一時間想不出，我望了望小船，小船對他說：
「對不起，我們不太清楚」
那少年離開，我們在背後偷笑了一回。
但天真可笑的我頓然覺悟，並感到非常慚愧。
沒錯，過幾天便是父親節了 ......
「請問好景商場在哪裏？」
我心暗好笑，但亦一時間想不出，我望了望小船，小船對他說：
「對不起，我們不太清楚」
那少年離開，我們在背後偷笑了一回。
但天真可笑的我頓然覺悟，並感到非常慚愧。
沒錯，過幾天便是父親節了 ......
Wednesday, June 15, 2005
Tuesday, June 14, 2005
along the curve you design
it is a process to learn sth important;
it is an opportunity to explore myself and the other;
it is a gift for exchange;
it is a new style of life;
it is a kind of sustainable development both of us hope;
it is a little world of harmony;
it is in between love and respect;
it is to boost and enhance the communication;
it is what i called "whirlpool affair",
in which merry goes round and round, and never comes to an end.....
it is an opportunity to explore myself and the other;
it is a gift for exchange;
it is a new style of life;
it is a kind of sustainable development both of us hope;
it is a little world of harmony;
it is in between love and respect;
it is to boost and enhance the communication;
it is what i called "whirlpool affair",
in which merry goes round and round, and never comes to an end.....
Sunday, June 12, 2005
Friday, June 10, 2005
Thursday, June 09, 2005
與別不同
今天的寫法與別不同，是隨筆形式，隨時隨地的記下所見所想，看看如何。
昨晚沒怎樣睡覺，今天一早便起來，因為要到表哥公司幫手辦點事。有點頭暈眼花呢。頭在轉，感覺很特別，似乎今天的觀察很入微，思想好細膩。
步行去油麻地地鐵站，一直在聽著歌，mp3是阿彪為「估歌仔」遊戲選的歌曲。聽到趙傳，奇怪這人為甚麼會這麼高音；聽到薜海琪的「像個男孩」，覺得她的聲線和歌詞是典型的on9。
途經一間教會，貼著海報，上面寫著「男人 = 難忍」，的確如此，男人是難忍的，但「忍」是動詞，而「難」是「忍」的副詞，會有誰不同意？
入到地鐵，看見一張張《頭文字D》的海報。我最喜歡余文樂的做型，最有味道。落扶手電梯時，眼前有張旋渦廣告，開始又是終結，又是開始，可圈亦可點。這時，在聽的是「抬頭吧，黑暗過會是晨曦，懷著樂觀總有轉機」，是我喜愛的eason。
入到車箱，人不多，感覺有點疏離，真的只要六個人就能連起來嗎？現在還是我第一次聽原裝的《愛我別走》，他的聲線真可愛。
到了表哥公司，見到他染了啡色頭髮，而我則一頭烏黑的短髮，真是個奇觀。他說他老闆頗迷信，認為姓梁的會旺自己，嘿，哪麼不知那個姓氏旺我呢？
我現在要到銅鑼灣換單。又坐地鐵了，不知為何，我入的那格車箱一地都是奶，真有趣，誰斗膽在地鐵湯奶？我也愛喝奶，尤其朱古力奶，可許以形補形，可以令皮膚黑點吧，但怎麼喝也不會高。又見到幾個印度人，幻想把他們逐一引爆。
我不停地翻閱貓貓organizer，拿在手中很緊張，出入車箱時握得特別緊，不能再違失了，我太愛這貓貓記事本。
現在企我對面的是個妙齡少女，咀嚼著看口膠，妙嘴妙舌，死八婆，還不知我正在寫她。寫隨筆邊寫邊記真過癮。突然看見有人拿在一份寫著「基因決定女性高潮」，嗯，原來如此。
回旺角時，又見一個印度人，一個黑眼圈比我愛羅還要利害的女人，她瞪了我一眼，我馬上打了個冷震，我從未見過那麼可怕的眼神，很深寒。
回旺角其實是開會，又見到大佬、阿興和henry了。但我只在睡，真的很累很累。
要睡了。
昨晚沒怎樣睡覺，今天一早便起來，因為要到表哥公司幫手辦點事。有點頭暈眼花呢。頭在轉，感覺很特別，似乎今天的觀察很入微，思想好細膩。
步行去油麻地地鐵站，一直在聽著歌，mp3是阿彪為「估歌仔」遊戲選的歌曲。聽到趙傳，奇怪這人為甚麼會這麼高音；聽到薜海琪的「像個男孩」，覺得她的聲線和歌詞是典型的on9。
途經一間教會，貼著海報，上面寫著「男人 = 難忍」，的確如此，男人是難忍的，但「忍」是動詞，而「難」是「忍」的副詞，會有誰不同意？
入到地鐵，看見一張張《頭文字D》的海報。我最喜歡余文樂的做型，最有味道。落扶手電梯時，眼前有張旋渦廣告，開始又是終結，又是開始，可圈亦可點。這時，在聽的是「抬頭吧，黑暗過會是晨曦，懷著樂觀總有轉機」，是我喜愛的eason。
入到車箱，人不多，感覺有點疏離，真的只要六個人就能連起來嗎？現在還是我第一次聽原裝的《愛我別走》，他的聲線真可愛。
到了表哥公司，見到他染了啡色頭髮，而我則一頭烏黑的短髮，真是個奇觀。他說他老闆頗迷信，認為姓梁的會旺自己，嘿，哪麼不知那個姓氏旺我呢？
我現在要到銅鑼灣換單。又坐地鐵了，不知為何，我入的那格車箱一地都是奶，真有趣，誰斗膽在地鐵湯奶？我也愛喝奶，尤其朱古力奶，可許以形補形，可以令皮膚黑點吧，但怎麼喝也不會高。又見到幾個印度人，幻想把他們逐一引爆。
我不停地翻閱貓貓organizer，拿在手中很緊張，出入車箱時握得特別緊，不能再違失了，我太愛這貓貓記事本。
現在企我對面的是個妙齡少女，咀嚼著看口膠，妙嘴妙舌，死八婆，還不知我正在寫她。寫隨筆邊寫邊記真過癮。突然看見有人拿在一份寫著「基因決定女性高潮」，嗯，原來如此。
回旺角時，又見一個印度人，一個黑眼圈比我愛羅還要利害的女人，她瞪了我一眼，我馬上打了個冷震，我從未見過那麼可怕的眼神，很深寒。
回旺角其實是開會，又見到大佬、阿興和henry了。但我只在睡，真的很累很累。
要睡了。
Wednesday, June 08, 2005
Tuesday, June 07, 2005
This is Life
在這一刻的我，非常疲倦，頭在轉呀轉，但可能也是內心最真實的一時間，所以來寫一寫。
昨晚，畢業晚宴在興高采烈的歡呼聲中結束，二十多人出席，大家對其安排都感都頗滿意。我year1時一直以「ENS狂熱份子」自稱，對搞班會活動不違餘力。但隨日子的過去，那股熱情漸漸退減，可以算是退了休。ENS三年的無比快樂的生活經已完結，大家各散東西。每一班都會有小圈子的出現，不可能絕對團結，而我非常高興我有一個可以容納我的生活圈子，多謝圈友們。我自問有點古怪，和其它人很不同，小圈子有時不能把我鎖死，我自己會偷偷地建出兩三條小橋，希望可以擴闊我的思維空間。結果，我有不小好朋友。
畢業晚宴可算時最後的一個正式的班會活動，老豬叫我幫手，最後一個，意義重大，自然義不容辭。我找了幾個可靠的人幫手，多謝大佬們。雖然時間的安排有點問題，但整體而言是不錯的。大家開心就夠了。
晚宴過後，我和一些人去了酒吧。這是我第一次踩進酒吧。酒吧的環境很好，很適合我，但在這環境底下，我通常都不愛說話，更討厭大笑大喝。起初坐的地方太狹窄，頗不舒服，而換個位置後感覺好得多，開始可以享受當地的氣氛。不想其它人在我耳邊大叫大嚷。
我喝的不是啤酒，是檸樂，一杯充滿煙草味道的檸樂。
Juno第二朝早就離開香港了，我很喜歡這個男人，但一直和他不多說話，大概是因為沒這個必要，因為我倆完全明白對方所想。我和他談了幾句，不知為何，千絲萬縷，有點想流淚。祝你一路順風。
我和小船坐一旁，大家都累了，只在談談情，像是冷眼看在云云眾生在醉生夢死，紙醉金迷。不想迷迷糊糊，只要簡簡單單…… 到底是誰在吞吐誰的雲霧都不要緊了。四周很吵，但內心好寧靜，好舒服 …… 時間可以停留嗎？
小休一下，唱一陣子歌，談一談情，時間就是這樣度過。
二時三十分，大家嚷著要走。真的要走麼？
大家都在談論回家的方法，在這時份，可憐的小船看來有家歸不得。
「到我那裏。」，似乎她不介意。
這是史無前例呢，她就是首個幸運兒。
四點了，安頓好客人和一切，便倒地入睡。很累很累，15分鐘便入睡，這對我來說是極速吧。
十點幾，被媽媽叫醒了，因為客人己開始進入活動狀態。媽媽如常的極度好客，把這位我常題起唱歌非常好聽的partner的小船招呼得比半島酒店還要好，早餐、午餐、晚餐都很不錯吧？謝謝媽媽老豆。
老實說，我一點也不覺悶。其實談談情、吹吹水，亦可以好快樂，今天過得好簡單，好開心。謝謝小船。
http://community.webshots.com/photo/267659786/363760648eaKqcZ
This is life. Side by side.
昨晚，畢業晚宴在興高采烈的歡呼聲中結束，二十多人出席，大家對其安排都感都頗滿意。我year1時一直以「ENS狂熱份子」自稱，對搞班會活動不違餘力。但隨日子的過去，那股熱情漸漸退減，可以算是退了休。ENS三年的無比快樂的生活經已完結，大家各散東西。每一班都會有小圈子的出現，不可能絕對團結，而我非常高興我有一個可以容納我的生活圈子，多謝圈友們。我自問有點古怪，和其它人很不同，小圈子有時不能把我鎖死，我自己會偷偷地建出兩三條小橋，希望可以擴闊我的思維空間。結果，我有不小好朋友。
畢業晚宴可算時最後的一個正式的班會活動，老豬叫我幫手，最後一個，意義重大，自然義不容辭。我找了幾個可靠的人幫手，多謝大佬們。雖然時間的安排有點問題，但整體而言是不錯的。大家開心就夠了。
晚宴過後，我和一些人去了酒吧。這是我第一次踩進酒吧。酒吧的環境很好，很適合我，但在這環境底下，我通常都不愛說話，更討厭大笑大喝。起初坐的地方太狹窄，頗不舒服，而換個位置後感覺好得多，開始可以享受當地的氣氛。不想其它人在我耳邊大叫大嚷。
我喝的不是啤酒，是檸樂，一杯充滿煙草味道的檸樂。
Juno第二朝早就離開香港了，我很喜歡這個男人，但一直和他不多說話，大概是因為沒這個必要，因為我倆完全明白對方所想。我和他談了幾句，不知為何，千絲萬縷，有點想流淚。祝你一路順風。
我和小船坐一旁，大家都累了，只在談談情，像是冷眼看在云云眾生在醉生夢死，紙醉金迷。不想迷迷糊糊，只要簡簡單單…… 到底是誰在吞吐誰的雲霧都不要緊了。四周很吵，但內心好寧靜，好舒服 …… 時間可以停留嗎？
小休一下，唱一陣子歌，談一談情，時間就是這樣度過。
二時三十分，大家嚷著要走。真的要走麼？
大家都在談論回家的方法，在這時份，可憐的小船看來有家歸不得。
「到我那裏。」，似乎她不介意。
這是史無前例呢，她就是首個幸運兒。
四點了，安頓好客人和一切，便倒地入睡。很累很累，15分鐘便入睡，這對我來說是極速吧。
十點幾，被媽媽叫醒了，因為客人己開始進入活動狀態。媽媽如常的極度好客，把這位我常題起唱歌非常好聽的partner的小船招呼得比半島酒店還要好，早餐、午餐、晚餐都很不錯吧？謝謝媽媽老豆。
老實說，我一點也不覺悶。其實談談情、吹吹水，亦可以好快樂，今天過得好簡單，好開心。謝謝小船。
http://community.webshots.com/photo/267659786/363760648eaKqcZ
This is life. Side by side.
Sunday, June 05, 2005
see u cyn
禽晚我地同cynthia farewell。
話說 ens 班唯一既 exchange student (黎自星加坡) cynthia 今日evening 就要離開香港勒，冇法參與我地聽日既 grad din，所以我地同佢搞黎小班子既 farewell 活動 --- 打邊爐！地點當然係就番 cyn 啦 ---青衣！
好比面出值既人有我、大佬、界王神、小船、蘭西、lucky仔。阿彪以東亞病夫著名，又病檸左喎，更有d契弟話黎唔黎。
成晚大家食下野、吹下水、煲下煙，超級無敵咁開心，呢d就叫「極樂樂」勒！我可以肯定係開心過 grad din 囉，所以唔會話 cyn miss 左d 乜野。好有心思既大佬重叫大家 prepare 張紀念紙之類既野，將我地既心意入晒落個 folder 度送比 cyn，相當有意思。老老實實，在場人士一隻二隻都係義氣仔女黎架嘛，有 ensian 要走咁大件事，花幾多心機都值得。
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「愛一個人，要愛晒佢既所有野，包括缺點。」
呢句咁既野聽過一百萬次，之前一直覺得好 on9。
話說 ens 班唯一既 exchange student (黎自星加坡) cynthia 今日evening 就要離開香港勒，冇法參與我地聽日既 grad din，所以我地同佢搞黎小班子既 farewell 活動 --- 打邊爐！地點當然係就番 cyn 啦 ---青衣！
好比面出值既人有我、大佬、界王神、小船、蘭西、lucky仔。阿彪以東亞病夫著名，又病檸左喎，更有d契弟話黎唔黎。
成晚大家食下野、吹下水、煲下煙，超級無敵咁開心，呢d就叫「極樂樂」勒！我可以肯定係開心過 grad din 囉，所以唔會話 cyn miss 左d 乜野。好有心思既大佬重叫大家 prepare 張紀念紙之類既野，將我地既心意入晒落個 folder 度送比 cyn，相當有意思。老老實實，在場人士一隻二隻都係義氣仔女黎架嘛，有 ensian 要走咁大件事，花幾多心機都值得。
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「愛一個人，要愛晒佢既所有野，包括缺點。」
呢句咁既野聽過一百萬次，之前一直覺得好 on9。
Sunday, May 29, 2005
winning friends
今日走三轉。
今朝八點半去嘉道理農場植樹。我遲左九個字起身，都冇遲到，超勁！其實呢個植樹活動係一個童軍活動，我o既duty係指示並協助d 童軍植樹苗。話明係童軍，自然係幼齒，大約form3-4。原來開泥係好辛苦好辛苦架，我開左一個 lone 都已經想死。德仔今日大發雷霆，o係咁媽叉我個group d童軍，好得人驚。今日eva同cathy都有參加，eva仲同我pair up，佢真係幾生修到。但其實德仔真係好搞笑，佢教digging，笑到我肚痛，講廣東話又唔正，超抵死。
下午趕去補兩轉習，lunch都唔得閒食。
每轉之間，我都埋頭苦幹咁睇 "how to win friends"，好開心，終於睇完了，所學所得都頗多：
首之，我了解到點解我會有咁多優資o既好朋友，原來因為我 "interested in other people" 同 "make others feel important"。而好多書中有提到o既野原來對我黎講經已係習慣，但由文字之中 interpret 出黎，令我諗o既野更加concrete，更加有推動力去花心機時間去投資o係友誼之上。
thank some of you again~
今朝八點半去嘉道理農場植樹。我遲左九個字起身，都冇遲到，超勁！其實呢個植樹活動係一個童軍活動，我o既duty係指示並協助d 童軍植樹苗。話明係童軍，自然係幼齒，大約form3-4。原來開泥係好辛苦好辛苦架，我開左一個 lone 都已經想死。德仔今日大發雷霆，o係咁媽叉我個group d童軍，好得人驚。今日eva同cathy都有參加，eva仲同我pair up，佢真係幾生修到。但其實德仔真係好搞笑，佢教digging，笑到我肚痛，講廣東話又唔正，超抵死。
下午趕去補兩轉習，lunch都唔得閒食。
每轉之間，我都埋頭苦幹咁睇 "how to win friends"，好開心，終於睇完了，所學所得都頗多：
首之，我了解到點解我會有咁多優資o既好朋友，原來因為我 "interested in other people" 同 "make others feel important"。而好多書中有提到o既野原來對我黎講經已係習慣，但由文字之中 interpret 出黎，令我諗o既野更加concrete，更加有推動力去花心機時間去投資o係友誼之上。
thank some of you again~
Thursday, May 26, 2005
Tuesday, May 24, 2005
過日子
今朝晨早屋企已經好熱鬧，因為阿妹叫在好多女同學黎，超多幼齒，搞到間屋陰氣極重，我完全訓唔到。於是起身上陣網。
之後出旺角睇12點半既《不死狗》，係我既超級偶像李連杰做主角喎，點會唔睇呢！出戲好覺得好好睇，唔係因為打得勁，係因為會故仔好，個黑鬼又勁好戲，同李連杰既溫情交流拍得好細膩，正！好睇過早前李o個幾出西片好多好多！
睇完戲黎企屋補習。
補完又再出旺角睇過，係睇《天國嬌雄》，男主角依舊型靚仔，女主角就麻麻地，d短兵相接o既場面都唔錯，大玩投石機，但男主角守場part 好正，又淋油又拉跌投石器，好緊張。
兩日內睇左三出戲，我o係度做得評分：
- 星戰III = 7
- 不死狗 = 9
- 天國嬌雄 = 8.5
十字軍借神o既名義侵略人地，唉，真係唔要得...... anyway，都係佛教最和諧。
「在歷史上佛教未曾發動過任何宗教戰爭，它也沒有「聖戰」或「義戰」的概念。佛教本質上是反戰的。」
睇完戲八點半，約左小學黃同學食飯，大家一味吹水。
我始終係愛吹水。請大家得閒就撩我吹水吧。
之後出旺角睇12點半既《不死狗》，係我既超級偶像李連杰做主角喎，點會唔睇呢！出戲好覺得好好睇，唔係因為打得勁，係因為會故仔好，個黑鬼又勁好戲，同李連杰既溫情交流拍得好細膩，正！好睇過早前李o個幾出西片好多好多！
睇完戲黎企屋補習。
補完又再出旺角睇過，係睇《天國嬌雄》，男主角依舊型靚仔，女主角就麻麻地，d短兵相接o既場面都唔錯，大玩投石機，但男主角守場part 好正，又淋油又拉跌投石器，好緊張。
兩日內睇左三出戲，我o係度做得評分：
- 星戰III = 7
- 不死狗 = 9
- 天國嬌雄 = 8.5
十字軍借神o既名義侵略人地，唉，真係唔要得...... anyway，都係佛教最和諧。
「在歷史上佛教未曾發動過任何宗教戰爭，它也沒有「聖戰」或「義戰」的概念。佛教本質上是反戰的。」
睇完戲八點半，約左小學黃同學食飯，大家一味吹水。
我始終係愛吹水。請大家得閒就撩我吹水吧。
Monday, May 23, 2005
Will My Study
Followings have been all the studies/serveys done in my University life:
1. [for male] 如果要切 jer 或切一隻腳，你揀邊樣？
result:
切 jer = 67%
切腳 = 33%
2. [for female] 妳認為男人會覺得 jer 緊要d定係一隻腳緊要d？
result:
jer = 81%
腳 = 19%
3. [both male & female] 你/妳將來會唔會生仔？
result:
會/應該會 = 60%
唔會 = 40%
4. [Private FYP]
How Women Vibrate 《看她怎搖動》
Introduction
Female homo sapien, better known as “women”, have long been the most dominant species in the world, surpassing the status of males called “men” to some extent. Women, basically, tend to make more effort on academic fields, resulting in the higher proportion of female undergraduates in universities. The main reason, however, of their domination stems from some mysteries existing among them, most of which women themselves have no idea with or they usually refuse to acknowledge when blamed. These mysteries very much characterize such a profound organism, whilst even quite a lot of men, who is facing tens or hundreds of women every single day, may have never thought about. This paper is to explore women by means of interpreting certain interesting behaviors of women regarding a variety of physical vibrations, the reasons beyond as well as the corresponding factors involved.
Material and Methodology
Study was carried out in January and February in the year of 2005 by means of surveys done via questionnaires. All samples were women, regardless of their sexual orientation. Five questions were prepared prior to the survey, as follow:
1. Have you ever walked or run at home with a naked body?
2. Do you shiver when you piss?
3. Have you ever seen your own asshole (i.e. anus)?
4. How long do you shit?
A. 1-5 mins
B. 6-10 mins
C. 11-15 mins
D. >15 mins
5. Do you wear bra when you sleep?
Questions were asked directly by me in ICQ or MSN messenger rather than face-to-face as women are too shy (or often pretend to be shy) to answer the above so-called “sensitive” and “disgusting” questions. The level of sensitivity of the question increase from Q1 to Q5, and therefore questions were asked in the order set above in order to maximize the data to be collected. It is worth noting that once a question was rejected to be answered, the remaining questions would not be asked and the survey for that particular woman would come to an end.
Result
In total 22 females, ranging from 17 to 23 years old, were questioned.
Results of the 5 questions are shown as follows:
Q1. Have you ever walked or run at home with a naked body?
Yes = 14%
No = 86%
Q2. Do you shiver when you piss?
Yes = 19%
No = 81%
Q3. Have you ever seen your asshole?
Yes = 21%
No = 79%
Q4. How long do you shit?
1-5 min = 36%
6-10 min = 43%
11-15 min =14%
>15 min = 7%
Q.4 Do you wear bra when you sleep?
Yes = 42%
No = 58%
Discussion
“Men are from Mars, women are from Venus.” Men and women fail to fully understand each other simply due to differences in the sense of value. To men, most women are merely concerned about the minor, inferior matters, and have a great inclination to lavish hard-earned cash on something which men think is not worthwhile at all. Scientifically, we call this psychologically severe phenomenon an “On-9” syndrome, resulting in a corrupt and extravagant life of women in the first place, which will in turn exert a potential hazard to the innocent men who are believed to be deserved at last. Before we explore the severity of the adverse impacts adding on men due to women’s “on-9” syndrome, men ought to know more about their counterparts as much as possible. This paper, entitled “How Women Vibrate”, is committed to help ignorant men escape from the hell of bitches.
The first question is “have you even walked or run at home with a naked body?”. Graph 1 shows that less than 15% of the interviewees have done so before. The figure is a bit lower than expected but still reasonable, since I can’t figure out why they have to do so. A Naked body refers to a body without wearing any clothes or covered by any cloth, not even a sock. Their pair of breasts and ass, not being supported by bras or underwear, tends to vibrate up and down. In fact, it is not always true, in particular in some extreme cases. Breasts in sizes of Cup A and B apparently won’t have any observable vibration in any direction even in a huge earthquake. That sucks.
The second question is “do you shiver when you piss?”. I included this question because many men do but even my ex-biology teacher doesn’t know if women do and he dares not to figure it out. Shivering is a rapid form of body vibration. The phenomenon of shivering during pissing can be explained in the field of physic and biology. Pissing means urination, by which urine in urinary bladder could be excreted from the body. The major component of urine is water, a compound having a very high heat capacity which implies that it can absorb much heat with just a small increase in temperature. When a person pisses, a large amount of heat is lost from body over a very short period of time, and therefore, the body, by means of reflection, will shiver to heat up again the body to some extend. Generally speaking, shivery begins from the private parts up to the chest. Graph 2 shows that more than 80% of interviewees don’t shiver when they piss. It is concluded that women generally won’t shiver. Most of men shiver after pissing probably because their subcutaneous fat under skin is much thinner than that of women, and hence men are more easily exposed to cool than women. Nevertheless, some women, constituted around 20% of the interviewees, perform shivering, but the reason why they shiver is obviously not because of their thinness, yet probably due to hidden diseases or the abnormally high speed of urine ejecting.
The third question is “have you ever seen your own asshole”. Asshole means anus, the hole where you feces are expelled from the body. This question is aimed to testifying the ignorance and curiosity of women. Surprising, only around 20% of interviewees alleged that they have seen their asshole, as shown in Graph 3. To my mind, most of those who said “haven’t” in fact have seen their asshole but denied simply because of shame. The claim of some interviewees that it is difficult to look at own asshole just because they don’t know yoga is unfound. Instruments could facilitate the process of observation. The most commonly used one is mirror, which is relatively inexpensive and fairly accessible everywhere; we can also make use of some high-tech tools including DC, DV, webcam, or mobile phone. Kan (2005) also proposed that you can ask someone to sketch a graph for you. When looking at the asshole, people enjoy dilating and constricting the size of the hole, allowing a deep insight into the matter. Result illustrated from raw data (which is not shown in this paper) suggests that aggressive women are more likely to have seen their asshole.
The fourth question is “how long do you shit?”. This question determines how much time women waste on ejection. The category of 6-15 mins accounts for the highest percentage. But no other important conclusions can be drawn.
The fifth question is “do you wear bra when you sleep?”. The result is so surprising that about 60% of the interviewees do not wear bra when they sleep. The one of the reasons of taking off the bra is that the bra makes them feel uncomfortable and stressed when sleeping. Raw data suggest that women with big breasts are less likely to take off their bra when they go sleeping, probably due to the fear of breast deformation and collapse.
During the survey, some of the women hesitated before answering questions. Encouragement was needed to urge them to answer the questions. Some terribly “on-9” women just answered one or even refused to answer any question.
Here, I would like to propose two private brand new theories, namely, Men Should Be Gay Theory (MSBGT) and TB Loving Theory (TBLT).
Women are apparently a subspecies of homo sapien, who are characterized by “on-9” and unreliability. Men like women almost completely due to instinct and sex, instead of spiritual appreciation. Therefore, if men are not born to be a lechery (which means “salty”), all men will turn out to be gays. Plus, Tom Boy (TB) should be the most preferably lovers of men because TB is physiologically a woman but psychologically a man, which very much fulfill the favorable requirements the most.
Men should stand for women no more. Revolution is imperative! Let’s stand up and make some noises!
Acknowledgements
I hereby thank all the ladies taking part in my survey, including my current classmates, ex-classmates, ex-schoolmates and friends. I, moreover, thank Prof. Bill Kan (Hon. Director, The Department of Pornography, The University of Fukien, Fukien, China) and Mr. Tim Au (who is an asshole) for providing comments and feedbacks.
1. [for male] 如果要切 jer 或切一隻腳，你揀邊樣？
result:
切 jer = 67%
切腳 = 33%
2. [for female] 妳認為男人會覺得 jer 緊要d定係一隻腳緊要d？
result:
jer = 81%
腳 = 19%
3. [both male & female] 你/妳將來會唔會生仔？
result:
會/應該會 = 60%
唔會 = 40%
4. [Private FYP]
How Women Vibrate 《看她怎搖動》
Introduction
Female homo sapien, better known as “women”, have long been the most dominant species in the world, surpassing the status of males called “men” to some extent. Women, basically, tend to make more effort on academic fields, resulting in the higher proportion of female undergraduates in universities. The main reason, however, of their domination stems from some mysteries existing among them, most of which women themselves have no idea with or they usually refuse to acknowledge when blamed. These mysteries very much characterize such a profound organism, whilst even quite a lot of men, who is facing tens or hundreds of women every single day, may have never thought about. This paper is to explore women by means of interpreting certain interesting behaviors of women regarding a variety of physical vibrations, the reasons beyond as well as the corresponding factors involved.
Material and Methodology
Study was carried out in January and February in the year of 2005 by means of surveys done via questionnaires. All samples were women, regardless of their sexual orientation. Five questions were prepared prior to the survey, as follow:
1. Have you ever walked or run at home with a naked body?
2. Do you shiver when you piss?
3. Have you ever seen your own asshole (i.e. anus)?
4. How long do you shit?
A. 1-5 mins
B. 6-10 mins
C. 11-15 mins
D. >15 mins
5. Do you wear bra when you sleep?
Questions were asked directly by me in ICQ or MSN messenger rather than face-to-face as women are too shy (or often pretend to be shy) to answer the above so-called “sensitive” and “disgusting” questions. The level of sensitivity of the question increase from Q1 to Q5, and therefore questions were asked in the order set above in order to maximize the data to be collected. It is worth noting that once a question was rejected to be answered, the remaining questions would not be asked and the survey for that particular woman would come to an end.
Result
In total 22 females, ranging from 17 to 23 years old, were questioned.
Results of the 5 questions are shown as follows:
Q1. Have you ever walked or run at home with a naked body?
Yes = 14%
No = 86%
Q2. Do you shiver when you piss?
Yes = 19%
No = 81%
Q3. Have you ever seen your asshole?
Yes = 21%
No = 79%
Q4. How long do you shit?
1-5 min = 36%
6-10 min = 43%
11-15 min =14%
>15 min = 7%
Q.4 Do you wear bra when you sleep?
Yes = 42%
No = 58%
Discussion
“Men are from Mars, women are from Venus.” Men and women fail to fully understand each other simply due to differences in the sense of value. To men, most women are merely concerned about the minor, inferior matters, and have a great inclination to lavish hard-earned cash on something which men think is not worthwhile at all. Scientifically, we call this psychologically severe phenomenon an “On-9” syndrome, resulting in a corrupt and extravagant life of women in the first place, which will in turn exert a potential hazard to the innocent men who are believed to be deserved at last. Before we explore the severity of the adverse impacts adding on men due to women’s “on-9” syndrome, men ought to know more about their counterparts as much as possible. This paper, entitled “How Women Vibrate”, is committed to help ignorant men escape from the hell of bitches.
The first question is “have you even walked or run at home with a naked body?”. Graph 1 shows that less than 15% of the interviewees have done so before. The figure is a bit lower than expected but still reasonable, since I can’t figure out why they have to do so. A Naked body refers to a body without wearing any clothes or covered by any cloth, not even a sock. Their pair of breasts and ass, not being supported by bras or underwear, tends to vibrate up and down. In fact, it is not always true, in particular in some extreme cases. Breasts in sizes of Cup A and B apparently won’t have any observable vibration in any direction even in a huge earthquake. That sucks.
The second question is “do you shiver when you piss?”. I included this question because many men do but even my ex-biology teacher doesn’t know if women do and he dares not to figure it out. Shivering is a rapid form of body vibration. The phenomenon of shivering during pissing can be explained in the field of physic and biology. Pissing means urination, by which urine in urinary bladder could be excreted from the body. The major component of urine is water, a compound having a very high heat capacity which implies that it can absorb much heat with just a small increase in temperature. When a person pisses, a large amount of heat is lost from body over a very short period of time, and therefore, the body, by means of reflection, will shiver to heat up again the body to some extend. Generally speaking, shivery begins from the private parts up to the chest. Graph 2 shows that more than 80% of interviewees don’t shiver when they piss. It is concluded that women generally won’t shiver. Most of men shiver after pissing probably because their subcutaneous fat under skin is much thinner than that of women, and hence men are more easily exposed to cool than women. Nevertheless, some women, constituted around 20% of the interviewees, perform shivering, but the reason why they shiver is obviously not because of their thinness, yet probably due to hidden diseases or the abnormally high speed of urine ejecting.
The third question is “have you ever seen your own asshole”. Asshole means anus, the hole where you feces are expelled from the body. This question is aimed to testifying the ignorance and curiosity of women. Surprising, only around 20% of interviewees alleged that they have seen their asshole, as shown in Graph 3. To my mind, most of those who said “haven’t” in fact have seen their asshole but denied simply because of shame. The claim of some interviewees that it is difficult to look at own asshole just because they don’t know yoga is unfound. Instruments could facilitate the process of observation. The most commonly used one is mirror, which is relatively inexpensive and fairly accessible everywhere; we can also make use of some high-tech tools including DC, DV, webcam, or mobile phone. Kan (2005) also proposed that you can ask someone to sketch a graph for you. When looking at the asshole, people enjoy dilating and constricting the size of the hole, allowing a deep insight into the matter. Result illustrated from raw data (which is not shown in this paper) suggests that aggressive women are more likely to have seen their asshole.
The fourth question is “how long do you shit?”. This question determines how much time women waste on ejection. The category of 6-15 mins accounts for the highest percentage. But no other important conclusions can be drawn.
The fifth question is “do you wear bra when you sleep?”. The result is so surprising that about 60% of the interviewees do not wear bra when they sleep. The one of the reasons of taking off the bra is that the bra makes them feel uncomfortable and stressed when sleeping. Raw data suggest that women with big breasts are less likely to take off their bra when they go sleeping, probably due to the fear of breast deformation and collapse.
During the survey, some of the women hesitated before answering questions. Encouragement was needed to urge them to answer the questions. Some terribly “on-9” women just answered one or even refused to answer any question.
Here, I would like to propose two private brand new theories, namely, Men Should Be Gay Theory (MSBGT) and TB Loving Theory (TBLT).
Women are apparently a subspecies of homo sapien, who are characterized by “on-9” and unreliability. Men like women almost completely due to instinct and sex, instead of spiritual appreciation. Therefore, if men are not born to be a lechery (which means “salty”), all men will turn out to be gays. Plus, Tom Boy (TB) should be the most preferably lovers of men because TB is physiologically a woman but psychologically a man, which very much fulfill the favorable requirements the most.
Men should stand for women no more. Revolution is imperative! Let’s stand up and make some noises!
Acknowledgements
I hereby thank all the ladies taking part in my survey, including my current classmates, ex-classmates, ex-schoolmates and friends. I, moreover, thank Prof. Bill Kan (Hon. Director, The Department of Pornography, The University of Fukien, Fukien, China) and Mr. Tim Au (who is an asshole) for providing comments and feedbacks.
Sing 戰
今天是試後首過娛樂活動 ----- Sing 戰
十一點我地就o係旺角gether，唱k !!! 出值人有bill, 界王神, juno, milla, 大佬, lucky, lucky 條女 (唔記得左 lo乜野) 同埋好音敬o既小船，一共九條友 !!! 超開心 !!!
由於好 high o既原故，我係咁唱，唱到「力竭聲西」，把聲開到盡，首次 reach 到「力竭聲西」，haha ~~~ 不過，好快把聲就 collapse 左，食晒屎咁。
lucky條女原來唱歌都係好好聲，但當然係被小船比下去呢 ~~
唱到四點都只不過係35蚊，抵過去搶。
我地之前買左tickets 去睇星戰III，但小船話冇興趣, bill話補習, lucky溫女, turn out 得5個人睇，但都高興。
星戰都係咁上下啦，d茂利拎住d 光管打黎打去，但最pk o既係 queen amedana出得幾個short 囉頂，我入場係睇佢o既姐，佢又唔化女皇妝，好失望 ~~~
十一點我地就o係旺角gether，唱k !!! 出值人有bill, 界王神, juno, milla, 大佬, lucky, lucky 條女 (唔記得左 lo乜野) 同埋好音敬o既小船，一共九條友 !!! 超開心 !!!
由於好 high o既原故，我係咁唱，唱到「力竭聲西」，把聲開到盡，首次 reach 到「力竭聲西」，haha ~~~ 不過，好快把聲就 collapse 左，食晒屎咁。
lucky條女原來唱歌都係好好聲，但當然係被小船比下去呢 ~~
唱到四點都只不過係35蚊，抵過去搶。
我地之前買左tickets 去睇星戰III，但小船話冇興趣, bill話補習, lucky溫女, turn out 得5個人睇，但都高興。
星戰都係咁上下啦，d茂利拎住d 光管打黎打去，但最pk o既係 queen amedana出得幾個short 囉頂，我入場係睇佢o既姐，佢又唔化女皇妝，好失望 ~~~
Sunday, May 22, 2005
x-men
人的心都在隨時隨地的改變，但在我身上發生的事太多太具衝突性，我開始進行 mutation ......
- 只要靚女就行了 ---> 最緊要溝通得到
- 女孩子一般都細心 ---> 不，女孩子一般都 on9
- 我的直覺很準 ---> 絕不可靠
- 和自己年紀差不多的女孩子 ---> 幼齒優先
- 斯文得體 ---> 活潑好動 ---> 是 tom boy 就好了
- 討厭基佬 ---> 基佬亦可以好好
大件事了 ....
但好朋友提提了我，我一直是這樣的一個「星期一男人」：
有一些柔順的女性特質，像女性一般細心和溫柔關心異性和身邊的朋友
本身是不怎麼愛出鋒頭，而且脾氣是傾向於溫馴多半十分內斂不愛說話，個性上很隨和人緣很好
可能因多情而自苦煩惱，容易受氣氛感染而動情經常處在矛盾和不安中
感情豐富卻無表達勇氣，精神上承載許多的壓力在感情上通常不會寂寞，不過難覓得真心的伴侶
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而我像女孩子。真的嗎？女孩子這麼 on9，我像她們嗎？是 mutation 的後果嗎？
到底這樣是否行得通？還是我只在浪費時間？
am i there yet?
- 只要靚女就行了 ---> 最緊要溝通得到
- 女孩子一般都細心 ---> 不，女孩子一般都 on9
- 我的直覺很準 ---> 絕不可靠
- 和自己年紀差不多的女孩子 ---> 幼齒優先
- 斯文得體 ---> 活潑好動 ---> 是 tom boy 就好了
- 討厭基佬 ---> 基佬亦可以好好
大件事了 ....
但好朋友提提了我，我一直是這樣的一個「星期一男人」：
有一些柔順的女性特質，像女性一般細心和溫柔關心異性和身邊的朋友
本身是不怎麼愛出鋒頭，而且脾氣是傾向於溫馴多半十分內斂不愛說話，個性上很隨和人緣很好
可能因多情而自苦煩惱，容易受氣氛感染而動情經常處在矛盾和不安中
感情豐富卻無表達勇氣，精神上承載許多的壓力在感情上通常不會寂寞，不過難覓得真心的伴侶
.....................................................
而我像女孩子。真的嗎？女孩子這麼 on9，我像她們嗎？是 mutation 的後果嗎？
到底這樣是否行得通？還是我只在浪費時間？
am i there yet?
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