今日走三轉。
今朝八點半去嘉道理農場植樹。我遲左九個字起身，都冇遲到，超勁！其實呢個植樹活動係一個童軍活動，我o既duty係指示並協助d 童軍植樹苗。話明係童軍，自然係幼齒，大約form3-4。原來開泥係好辛苦好辛苦架，我開左一個 lone 都已經想死。德仔今日大發雷霆，o係咁媽叉我個group d童軍，好得人驚。今日eva同cathy都有參加，eva仲同我pair up，佢真係幾生修到。但其實德仔真係好搞笑，佢教digging，笑到我肚痛，講廣東話又唔正，超抵死。
下午趕去補兩轉習，lunch都唔得閒食。
每轉之間，我都埋頭苦幹咁睇 "how to win friends"，好開心，終於睇完了，所學所得都頗多：
首之，我了解到點解我會有咁多優資o既好朋友，原來因為我 "interested in other people" 同 "make others feel important"。而好多書中有提到o既野原來對我黎講經已係習慣，但由文字之中 interpret 出黎，令我諗o既野更加concrete，更加有推動力去花心機時間去投資o係友誼之上。
thank some of you again~
Sunday, May 29, 2005
Thursday, May 26, 2005
Tuesday, May 24, 2005
過日子
今朝晨早屋企已經好熱鬧，因為阿妹叫在好多女同學黎，超多幼齒，搞到間屋陰氣極重，我完全訓唔到。於是起身上陣網。
之後出旺角睇12點半既《不死狗》，係我既超級偶像李連杰做主角喎，點會唔睇呢！出戲好覺得好好睇，唔係因為打得勁，係因為會故仔好，個黑鬼又勁好戲，同李連杰既溫情交流拍得好細膩，正！好睇過早前李o個幾出西片好多好多！
睇完戲黎企屋補習。
補完又再出旺角睇過，係睇《天國嬌雄》，男主角依舊型靚仔，女主角就麻麻地，d短兵相接o既場面都唔錯，大玩投石機，但男主角守場part 好正，又淋油又拉跌投石器，好緊張。
兩日內睇左三出戲，我o係度做得評分：
- 星戰III = 7
- 不死狗 = 9
- 天國嬌雄 = 8.5
十字軍借神o既名義侵略人地，唉，真係唔要得...... anyway，都係佛教最和諧。
「在歷史上佛教未曾發動過任何宗教戰爭，它也沒有「聖戰」或「義戰」的概念。佛教本質上是反戰的。」
睇完戲八點半，約左小學黃同學食飯，大家一味吹水。
我始終係愛吹水。請大家得閒就撩我吹水吧。
之後出旺角睇12點半既《不死狗》，係我既超級偶像李連杰做主角喎，點會唔睇呢！出戲好覺得好好睇，唔係因為打得勁，係因為會故仔好，個黑鬼又勁好戲，同李連杰既溫情交流拍得好細膩，正！好睇過早前李o個幾出西片好多好多！
睇完戲黎企屋補習。
補完又再出旺角睇過，係睇《天國嬌雄》，男主角依舊型靚仔，女主角就麻麻地，d短兵相接o既場面都唔錯，大玩投石機，但男主角守場part 好正，又淋油又拉跌投石器，好緊張。
兩日內睇左三出戲，我o係度做得評分：
- 星戰III = 7
- 不死狗 = 9
- 天國嬌雄 = 8.5
十字軍借神o既名義侵略人地，唉，真係唔要得...... anyway，都係佛教最和諧。
「在歷史上佛教未曾發動過任何宗教戰爭，它也沒有「聖戰」或「義戰」的概念。佛教本質上是反戰的。」
睇完戲八點半，約左小學黃同學食飯，大家一味吹水。
我始終係愛吹水。請大家得閒就撩我吹水吧。
Monday, May 23, 2005
Will My Study
Followings have been all the studies/serveys done in my University life:
1. [for male] 如果要切 jer 或切一隻腳，你揀邊樣？
result:
切 jer = 67%
切腳 = 33%
2. [for female] 妳認為男人會覺得 jer 緊要d定係一隻腳緊要d？
result:
jer = 81%
腳 = 19%
3. [both male & female] 你/妳將來會唔會生仔？
result:
會/應該會 = 60%
唔會 = 40%
4. [Private FYP]
How Women Vibrate 《看她怎搖動》
Introduction
Female homo sapien, better known as “women”, have long been the most dominant species in the world, surpassing the status of males called “men” to some extent. Women, basically, tend to make more effort on academic fields, resulting in the higher proportion of female undergraduates in universities. The main reason, however, of their domination stems from some mysteries existing among them, most of which women themselves have no idea with or they usually refuse to acknowledge when blamed. These mysteries very much characterize such a profound organism, whilst even quite a lot of men, who is facing tens or hundreds of women every single day, may have never thought about. This paper is to explore women by means of interpreting certain interesting behaviors of women regarding a variety of physical vibrations, the reasons beyond as well as the corresponding factors involved.
Material and Methodology
Study was carried out in January and February in the year of 2005 by means of surveys done via questionnaires. All samples were women, regardless of their sexual orientation. Five questions were prepared prior to the survey, as follow:
1. Have you ever walked or run at home with a naked body?
2. Do you shiver when you piss?
3. Have you ever seen your own asshole (i.e. anus)?
4. How long do you shit?
A. 1-5 mins
B. 6-10 mins
C. 11-15 mins
D. >15 mins
5. Do you wear bra when you sleep?
Questions were asked directly by me in ICQ or MSN messenger rather than face-to-face as women are too shy (or often pretend to be shy) to answer the above so-called “sensitive” and “disgusting” questions. The level of sensitivity of the question increase from Q1 to Q5, and therefore questions were asked in the order set above in order to maximize the data to be collected. It is worth noting that once a question was rejected to be answered, the remaining questions would not be asked and the survey for that particular woman would come to an end.
Result
In total 22 females, ranging from 17 to 23 years old, were questioned.
Results of the 5 questions are shown as follows:
Q1. Have you ever walked or run at home with a naked body?
Yes = 14%
No = 86%
Q2. Do you shiver when you piss?
Yes = 19%
No = 81%
Q3. Have you ever seen your asshole?
Yes = 21%
No = 79%
Q4. How long do you shit?
1-5 min = 36%
6-10 min = 43%
11-15 min =14%
>15 min = 7%
Q.4 Do you wear bra when you sleep?
Yes = 42%
No = 58%
Discussion
“Men are from Mars, women are from Venus.” Men and women fail to fully understand each other simply due to differences in the sense of value. To men, most women are merely concerned about the minor, inferior matters, and have a great inclination to lavish hard-earned cash on something which men think is not worthwhile at all. Scientifically, we call this psychologically severe phenomenon an “On-9” syndrome, resulting in a corrupt and extravagant life of women in the first place, which will in turn exert a potential hazard to the innocent men who are believed to be deserved at last. Before we explore the severity of the adverse impacts adding on men due to women’s “on-9” syndrome, men ought to know more about their counterparts as much as possible. This paper, entitled “How Women Vibrate”, is committed to help ignorant men escape from the hell of bitches.
The first question is “have you even walked or run at home with a naked body?”. Graph 1 shows that less than 15% of the interviewees have done so before. The figure is a bit lower than expected but still reasonable, since I can’t figure out why they have to do so. A Naked body refers to a body without wearing any clothes or covered by any cloth, not even a sock. Their pair of breasts and ass, not being supported by bras or underwear, tends to vibrate up and down. In fact, it is not always true, in particular in some extreme cases. Breasts in sizes of Cup A and B apparently won’t have any observable vibration in any direction even in a huge earthquake. That sucks.
The second question is “do you shiver when you piss?”. I included this question because many men do but even my ex-biology teacher doesn’t know if women do and he dares not to figure it out. Shivering is a rapid form of body vibration. The phenomenon of shivering during pissing can be explained in the field of physic and biology. Pissing means urination, by which urine in urinary bladder could be excreted from the body. The major component of urine is water, a compound having a very high heat capacity which implies that it can absorb much heat with just a small increase in temperature. When a person pisses, a large amount of heat is lost from body over a very short period of time, and therefore, the body, by means of reflection, will shiver to heat up again the body to some extend. Generally speaking, shivery begins from the private parts up to the chest. Graph 2 shows that more than 80% of interviewees don’t shiver when they piss. It is concluded that women generally won’t shiver. Most of men shiver after pissing probably because their subcutaneous fat under skin is much thinner than that of women, and hence men are more easily exposed to cool than women. Nevertheless, some women, constituted around 20% of the interviewees, perform shivering, but the reason why they shiver is obviously not because of their thinness, yet probably due to hidden diseases or the abnormally high speed of urine ejecting.
The third question is “have you ever seen your own asshole”. Asshole means anus, the hole where you feces are expelled from the body. This question is aimed to testifying the ignorance and curiosity of women. Surprising, only around 20% of interviewees alleged that they have seen their asshole, as shown in Graph 3. To my mind, most of those who said “haven’t” in fact have seen their asshole but denied simply because of shame. The claim of some interviewees that it is difficult to look at own asshole just because they don’t know yoga is unfound. Instruments could facilitate the process of observation. The most commonly used one is mirror, which is relatively inexpensive and fairly accessible everywhere; we can also make use of some high-tech tools including DC, DV, webcam, or mobile phone. Kan (2005) also proposed that you can ask someone to sketch a graph for you. When looking at the asshole, people enjoy dilating and constricting the size of the hole, allowing a deep insight into the matter. Result illustrated from raw data (which is not shown in this paper) suggests that aggressive women are more likely to have seen their asshole.
The fourth question is “how long do you shit?”. This question determines how much time women waste on ejection. The category of 6-15 mins accounts for the highest percentage. But no other important conclusions can be drawn.
The fifth question is “do you wear bra when you sleep?”. The result is so surprising that about 60% of the interviewees do not wear bra when they sleep. The one of the reasons of taking off the bra is that the bra makes them feel uncomfortable and stressed when sleeping. Raw data suggest that women with big breasts are less likely to take off their bra when they go sleeping, probably due to the fear of breast deformation and collapse.
During the survey, some of the women hesitated before answering questions. Encouragement was needed to urge them to answer the questions. Some terribly “on-9” women just answered one or even refused to answer any question.
Here, I would like to propose two private brand new theories, namely, Men Should Be Gay Theory (MSBGT) and TB Loving Theory (TBLT).
Women are apparently a subspecies of homo sapien, who are characterized by “on-9” and unreliability. Men like women almost completely due to instinct and sex, instead of spiritual appreciation. Therefore, if men are not born to be a lechery (which means “salty”), all men will turn out to be gays. Plus, Tom Boy (TB) should be the most preferably lovers of men because TB is physiologically a woman but psychologically a man, which very much fulfill the favorable requirements the most.
Men should stand for women no more. Revolution is imperative! Let’s stand up and make some noises!
Acknowledgements
I hereby thank all the ladies taking part in my survey, including my current classmates, ex-classmates, ex-schoolmates and friends. I, moreover, thank Prof. Bill Kan (Hon. Director, The Department of Pornography, The University of Fukien, Fukien, China) and Mr. Tim Au (who is an asshole) for providing comments and feedbacks.
1. [for male] 如果要切 jer 或切一隻腳，你揀邊樣？
result:
切 jer = 67%
切腳 = 33%
2. [for female] 妳認為男人會覺得 jer 緊要d定係一隻腳緊要d？
result:
jer = 81%
腳 = 19%
3. [both male & female] 你/妳將來會唔會生仔？
result:
會/應該會 = 60%
唔會 = 40%
4. [Private FYP]
How Women Vibrate 《看她怎搖動》
Introduction
Female homo sapien, better known as “women”, have long been the most dominant species in the world, surpassing the status of males called “men” to some extent. Women, basically, tend to make more effort on academic fields, resulting in the higher proportion of female undergraduates in universities. The main reason, however, of their domination stems from some mysteries existing among them, most of which women themselves have no idea with or they usually refuse to acknowledge when blamed. These mysteries very much characterize such a profound organism, whilst even quite a lot of men, who is facing tens or hundreds of women every single day, may have never thought about. This paper is to explore women by means of interpreting certain interesting behaviors of women regarding a variety of physical vibrations, the reasons beyond as well as the corresponding factors involved.
Material and Methodology
Study was carried out in January and February in the year of 2005 by means of surveys done via questionnaires. All samples were women, regardless of their sexual orientation. Five questions were prepared prior to the survey, as follow:
1. Have you ever walked or run at home with a naked body?
2. Do you shiver when you piss?
3. Have you ever seen your own asshole (i.e. anus)?
4. How long do you shit?
A. 1-5 mins
B. 6-10 mins
C. 11-15 mins
D. >15 mins
5. Do you wear bra when you sleep?
Questions were asked directly by me in ICQ or MSN messenger rather than face-to-face as women are too shy (or often pretend to be shy) to answer the above so-called “sensitive” and “disgusting” questions. The level of sensitivity of the question increase from Q1 to Q5, and therefore questions were asked in the order set above in order to maximize the data to be collected. It is worth noting that once a question was rejected to be answered, the remaining questions would not be asked and the survey for that particular woman would come to an end.
Result
In total 22 females, ranging from 17 to 23 years old, were questioned.
Results of the 5 questions are shown as follows:
Q1. Have you ever walked or run at home with a naked body?
Yes = 14%
No = 86%
Q2. Do you shiver when you piss?
Yes = 19%
No = 81%
Q3. Have you ever seen your asshole?
Yes = 21%
No = 79%
Q4. How long do you shit?
1-5 min = 36%
6-10 min = 43%
11-15 min =14%
>15 min = 7%
Q.4 Do you wear bra when you sleep?
Yes = 42%
No = 58%
Discussion
“Men are from Mars, women are from Venus.” Men and women fail to fully understand each other simply due to differences in the sense of value. To men, most women are merely concerned about the minor, inferior matters, and have a great inclination to lavish hard-earned cash on something which men think is not worthwhile at all. Scientifically, we call this psychologically severe phenomenon an “On-9” syndrome, resulting in a corrupt and extravagant life of women in the first place, which will in turn exert a potential hazard to the innocent men who are believed to be deserved at last. Before we explore the severity of the adverse impacts adding on men due to women’s “on-9” syndrome, men ought to know more about their counterparts as much as possible. This paper, entitled “How Women Vibrate”, is committed to help ignorant men escape from the hell of bitches.
The first question is “have you even walked or run at home with a naked body?”. Graph 1 shows that less than 15% of the interviewees have done so before. The figure is a bit lower than expected but still reasonable, since I can’t figure out why they have to do so. A Naked body refers to a body without wearing any clothes or covered by any cloth, not even a sock. Their pair of breasts and ass, not being supported by bras or underwear, tends to vibrate up and down. In fact, it is not always true, in particular in some extreme cases. Breasts in sizes of Cup A and B apparently won’t have any observable vibration in any direction even in a huge earthquake. That sucks.
The second question is “do you shiver when you piss?”. I included this question because many men do but even my ex-biology teacher doesn’t know if women do and he dares not to figure it out. Shivering is a rapid form of body vibration. The phenomenon of shivering during pissing can be explained in the field of physic and biology. Pissing means urination, by which urine in urinary bladder could be excreted from the body. The major component of urine is water, a compound having a very high heat capacity which implies that it can absorb much heat with just a small increase in temperature. When a person pisses, a large amount of heat is lost from body over a very short period of time, and therefore, the body, by means of reflection, will shiver to heat up again the body to some extend. Generally speaking, shivery begins from the private parts up to the chest. Graph 2 shows that more than 80% of interviewees don’t shiver when they piss. It is concluded that women generally won’t shiver. Most of men shiver after pissing probably because their subcutaneous fat under skin is much thinner than that of women, and hence men are more easily exposed to cool than women. Nevertheless, some women, constituted around 20% of the interviewees, perform shivering, but the reason why they shiver is obviously not because of their thinness, yet probably due to hidden diseases or the abnormally high speed of urine ejecting.
The third question is “have you ever seen your own asshole”. Asshole means anus, the hole where you feces are expelled from the body. This question is aimed to testifying the ignorance and curiosity of women. Surprising, only around 20% of interviewees alleged that they have seen their asshole, as shown in Graph 3. To my mind, most of those who said “haven’t” in fact have seen their asshole but denied simply because of shame. The claim of some interviewees that it is difficult to look at own asshole just because they don’t know yoga is unfound. Instruments could facilitate the process of observation. The most commonly used one is mirror, which is relatively inexpensive and fairly accessible everywhere; we can also make use of some high-tech tools including DC, DV, webcam, or mobile phone. Kan (2005) also proposed that you can ask someone to sketch a graph for you. When looking at the asshole, people enjoy dilating and constricting the size of the hole, allowing a deep insight into the matter. Result illustrated from raw data (which is not shown in this paper) suggests that aggressive women are more likely to have seen their asshole.
The fourth question is “how long do you shit?”. This question determines how much time women waste on ejection. The category of 6-15 mins accounts for the highest percentage. But no other important conclusions can be drawn.
The fifth question is “do you wear bra when you sleep?”. The result is so surprising that about 60% of the interviewees do not wear bra when they sleep. The one of the reasons of taking off the bra is that the bra makes them feel uncomfortable and stressed when sleeping. Raw data suggest that women with big breasts are less likely to take off their bra when they go sleeping, probably due to the fear of breast deformation and collapse.
During the survey, some of the women hesitated before answering questions. Encouragement was needed to urge them to answer the questions. Some terribly “on-9” women just answered one or even refused to answer any question.
Here, I would like to propose two private brand new theories, namely, Men Should Be Gay Theory (MSBGT) and TB Loving Theory (TBLT).
Women are apparently a subspecies of homo sapien, who are characterized by “on-9” and unreliability. Men like women almost completely due to instinct and sex, instead of spiritual appreciation. Therefore, if men are not born to be a lechery (which means “salty”), all men will turn out to be gays. Plus, Tom Boy (TB) should be the most preferably lovers of men because TB is physiologically a woman but psychologically a man, which very much fulfill the favorable requirements the most.
Men should stand for women no more. Revolution is imperative! Let’s stand up and make some noises!
Acknowledgements
I hereby thank all the ladies taking part in my survey, including my current classmates, ex-classmates, ex-schoolmates and friends. I, moreover, thank Prof. Bill Kan (Hon. Director, The Department of Pornography, The University of Fukien, Fukien, China) and Mr. Tim Au (who is an asshole) for providing comments and feedbacks.
Sing 戰
今天是試後首過娛樂活動 ----- Sing 戰
十一點我地就o係旺角gether，唱k !!! 出值人有bill, 界王神, juno, milla, 大佬, lucky, lucky 條女 (唔記得左 lo乜野) 同埋好音敬o既小船，一共九條友 !!! 超開心 !!!
由於好 high o既原故，我係咁唱，唱到「力竭聲西」，把聲開到盡，首次 reach 到「力竭聲西」，haha ~~~ 不過，好快把聲就 collapse 左，食晒屎咁。
lucky條女原來唱歌都係好好聲，但當然係被小船比下去呢 ~~
唱到四點都只不過係35蚊，抵過去搶。
我地之前買左tickets 去睇星戰III，但小船話冇興趣, bill話補習, lucky溫女, turn out 得5個人睇，但都高興。
星戰都係咁上下啦，d茂利拎住d 光管打黎打去，但最pk o既係 queen amedana出得幾個short 囉頂，我入場係睇佢o既姐，佢又唔化女皇妝，好失望 ~~~
十一點我地就o係旺角gether，唱k !!! 出值人有bill, 界王神, juno, milla, 大佬, lucky, lucky 條女 (唔記得左 lo乜野) 同埋好音敬o既小船，一共九條友 !!! 超開心 !!!
由於好 high o既原故，我係咁唱，唱到「力竭聲西」，把聲開到盡，首次 reach 到「力竭聲西」，haha ~~~ 不過，好快把聲就 collapse 左，食晒屎咁。
lucky條女原來唱歌都係好好聲，但當然係被小船比下去呢 ~~
唱到四點都只不過係35蚊，抵過去搶。
我地之前買左tickets 去睇星戰III，但小船話冇興趣, bill話補習, lucky溫女, turn out 得5個人睇，但都高興。
星戰都係咁上下啦，d茂利拎住d 光管打黎打去，但最pk o既係 queen amedana出得幾個short 囉頂，我入場係睇佢o既姐，佢又唔化女皇妝，好失望 ~~~
Sunday, May 22, 2005
x-men
人的心都在隨時隨地的改變，但在我身上發生的事太多太具衝突性，我開始進行 mutation ......
- 只要靚女就行了 ---> 最緊要溝通得到
- 女孩子一般都細心 ---> 不，女孩子一般都 on9
- 我的直覺很準 ---> 絕不可靠
- 和自己年紀差不多的女孩子 ---> 幼齒優先
- 斯文得體 ---> 活潑好動 ---> 是 tom boy 就好了
- 討厭基佬 ---> 基佬亦可以好好
大件事了 ....
但好朋友提提了我，我一直是這樣的一個「星期一男人」：
有一些柔順的女性特質，像女性一般細心和溫柔關心異性和身邊的朋友
本身是不怎麼愛出鋒頭，而且脾氣是傾向於溫馴多半十分內斂不愛說話，個性上很隨和人緣很好
可能因多情而自苦煩惱，容易受氣氛感染而動情經常處在矛盾和不安中
感情豐富卻無表達勇氣，精神上承載許多的壓力在感情上通常不會寂寞，不過難覓得真心的伴侶
.....................................................
而我像女孩子。真的嗎？女孩子這麼 on9，我像她們嗎？是 mutation 的後果嗎？
到底這樣是否行得通？還是我只在浪費時間？
am i there yet?
- 只要靚女就行了 ---> 最緊要溝通得到
- 女孩子一般都細心 ---> 不，女孩子一般都 on9
- 我的直覺很準 ---> 絕不可靠
- 和自己年紀差不多的女孩子 ---> 幼齒優先
- 斯文得體 ---> 活潑好動 ---> 是 tom boy 就好了
- 討厭基佬 ---> 基佬亦可以好好
大件事了 ....
但好朋友提提了我，我一直是這樣的一個「星期一男人」：
有一些柔順的女性特質，像女性一般細心和溫柔關心異性和身邊的朋友
本身是不怎麼愛出鋒頭，而且脾氣是傾向於溫馴多半十分內斂不愛說話，個性上很隨和人緣很好
可能因多情而自苦煩惱，容易受氣氛感染而動情經常處在矛盾和不安中
感情豐富卻無表達勇氣，精神上承載許多的壓力在感情上通常不會寂寞，不過難覓得真心的伴侶
.....................................................
而我像女孩子。真的嗎？女孩子這麼 on9，我像她們嗎？是 mutation 的後果嗎？
到底這樣是否行得通？還是我只在浪費時間？
am i there yet?
Wednesday, May 11, 2005
試前大事回顧
五月九日o係我o既生日。
當晚冇同屋企人興祝，因為o係ENS班最後一次o既勁過飯，咁大獲野，屋企人都懶理 (我真係孝子)。當日5點半我成班都番campus上靚仔cornish o既oral堂。落堂時小船好識做，叫大家唱生日歌我聽，第一個好開心。上完堂大約六點幾，我地一干人等 (成廿幾人) 就搭巴士落去鐘鑼灣食巴西燒烤。巴士上層充斥住廿個熱血ensian，我地o係咁吹水同影相，嘈到司機唯有利用巴士上o既廣播器叫我地唔好咁嘈，超搞笑。車程半粒鐘倒，我地o係咁吹水同影相，個個都好high咁，真係好耐未感受過呢個情景。
當時個天o係落緊狗屎，落車之後原來仲要得好叉遠先到，我同我好音敬o既小船共用一把雨遮，o係雨下漫步，不知幾浪漫，我同佢o個度都濕左 …… I mean膊頭。十分鐘之後我地終於到左巴西。
O個度好好情調囉，我地由於好疊馬，要兩張枱，我同阿彪、小船、老豬同蘭西等人同桌，第二個好開心。巴西燒烤出名有一對茂利唱歌，我地叫左佢唱happy birthday to阿will，第三個好開心。我o既reply係「多謝大家黎我生日party」，係呀，我當正係我個party咁過架喇。
大家冇幾耐就食到想嘔，跟住就開始四圍亙相影相。我都唔例外。而影影下，突然見到後面有人拎左個生日蛋糕出黎，上面有個will字，我當時啞左一陣，因為o係我已經好開心好滿足之時發現原來仲有蛋糕，我非常感動，第四個好開心。跟住大家又開始唱生日歌，呢次o既生日歌我覺得係世上最好聽o既歌，感動都想喊，但可惜眼淚流唔出。第五個好開心。
之後唔知邊個話 birthday kiss (in terms of 臉) -_-…… 咁冇得走雞o既自然就係彪少啦。o係群眾壓力下佢條粉腸炸加依咁黎左野，好似有人不滿咁喎，我由於好high，我叫佢：「潮！黎真啦頂你！」而佢真係黎真，哈哈哈，第六個好開心。之後玩陰點，我不嬲都話阿彪係好兄弟，點左ens班首席索女 You-Know-Who (人地女仔，我係唔會趙完唱o既，嘩哈哈哈)，係第七個好開心。之後you-know-who又好好朋友咁點左弱智恆黎送我一個bd kiss，佢發左癲咁，其實我係好歡迎o既，不過就比佢d鬚吉到我好痛，不過係發八個好開心。
正所謂「樂極便會生悲只怪henry太貪玩」，佢竟然點leiwalado囉！嘩救命呀！佢笑口世世咁比人拖出黎，我當時唔想講野，只係噁心左兩三次姐，冇乜野o既。不過好彩佢只係用佢堅硬o既顱骨撞左我幾野，雖然好乸痛，但係冇錫到落黎，係我第九個好開心。呢個係全晚o既高潮，真係要多謝佢。
之後大家繼續影相同玩，yeah !!!! 埋單之後我地o係門口係咁影相，冇錯，最緊要影多d相！離開途中我又比人con，頂佢地，真係好乸痛囉！
番到企梳洗完之後就要開始做 great eco，雖然只係千五字，但係呢份野係我有史以後用左最長時間寫既短文，仆街，哂晒我d時間，我做到五點天光之有得訓呀頂。第二朝成點幾先起身，繼續搞埋d手尾然後番campus交。
五點我地 media 一組人開始 gather，要 ko 埋我地大學生涯裡最後一 assignment。我地幾條友 (bill, hing, kareen) heir下heir下到八九點先開始做野，超級廢柴同盟囉我地。我地o係 cc 通頂係咁做，想死。最後第二朝十二點幾present，我地都係present前十分鐘先搞點個 power point，次次都係咁，但咁先好玩，夠刺激，不過再冇機會lu。
我地最新力作：
「彪歌聰曲」MTV
YEAH!!!!!!! Entertainment Never Stop ~~~~~
當晚冇同屋企人興祝，因為o係ENS班最後一次o既勁過飯，咁大獲野，屋企人都懶理 (我真係孝子)。當日5點半我成班都番campus上靚仔cornish o既oral堂。落堂時小船好識做，叫大家唱生日歌我聽，第一個好開心。上完堂大約六點幾，我地一干人等 (成廿幾人) 就搭巴士落去鐘鑼灣食巴西燒烤。巴士上層充斥住廿個熱血ensian，我地o係咁吹水同影相，嘈到司機唯有利用巴士上o既廣播器叫我地唔好咁嘈，超搞笑。車程半粒鐘倒，我地o係咁吹水同影相，個個都好high咁，真係好耐未感受過呢個情景。
當時個天o係落緊狗屎，落車之後原來仲要得好叉遠先到，我同我好音敬o既小船共用一把雨遮，o係雨下漫步，不知幾浪漫，我同佢o個度都濕左 …… I mean膊頭。十分鐘之後我地終於到左巴西。
O個度好好情調囉，我地由於好疊馬，要兩張枱，我同阿彪、小船、老豬同蘭西等人同桌，第二個好開心。巴西燒烤出名有一對茂利唱歌，我地叫左佢唱happy birthday to阿will，第三個好開心。我o既reply係「多謝大家黎我生日party」，係呀，我當正係我個party咁過架喇。
大家冇幾耐就食到想嘔，跟住就開始四圍亙相影相。我都唔例外。而影影下，突然見到後面有人拎左個生日蛋糕出黎，上面有個will字，我當時啞左一陣，因為o係我已經好開心好滿足之時發現原來仲有蛋糕，我非常感動，第四個好開心。跟住大家又開始唱生日歌，呢次o既生日歌我覺得係世上最好聽o既歌，感動都想喊，但可惜眼淚流唔出。第五個好開心。
之後唔知邊個話 birthday kiss (in terms of 臉) -_-…… 咁冇得走雞o既自然就係彪少啦。o係群眾壓力下佢條粉腸炸加依咁黎左野，好似有人不滿咁喎，我由於好high，我叫佢：「潮！黎真啦頂你！」而佢真係黎真，哈哈哈，第六個好開心。之後玩陰點，我不嬲都話阿彪係好兄弟，點左ens班首席索女 You-Know-Who (人地女仔，我係唔會趙完唱o既，嘩哈哈哈)，係第七個好開心。之後you-know-who又好好朋友咁點左弱智恆黎送我一個bd kiss，佢發左癲咁，其實我係好歡迎o既，不過就比佢d鬚吉到我好痛，不過係發八個好開心。
正所謂「樂極便會生悲只怪henry太貪玩」，佢竟然點leiwalado囉！嘩救命呀！佢笑口世世咁比人拖出黎，我當時唔想講野，只係噁心左兩三次姐，冇乜野o既。不過好彩佢只係用佢堅硬o既顱骨撞左我幾野，雖然好乸痛，但係冇錫到落黎，係我第九個好開心。呢個係全晚o既高潮，真係要多謝佢。
之後大家繼續影相同玩，yeah !!!! 埋單之後我地o係門口係咁影相，冇錯，最緊要影多d相！離開途中我又比人con，頂佢地，真係好乸痛囉！
番到企梳洗完之後就要開始做 great eco，雖然只係千五字，但係呢份野係我有史以後用左最長時間寫既短文，仆街，哂晒我d時間，我做到五點天光之有得訓呀頂。第二朝成點幾先起身，繼續搞埋d手尾然後番campus交。
五點我地 media 一組人開始 gather，要 ko 埋我地大學生涯裡最後一 assignment。我地幾條友 (bill, hing, kareen) heir下heir下到八九點先開始做野，超級廢柴同盟囉我地。我地o係 cc 通頂係咁做，想死。最後第二朝十二點幾present，我地都係present前十分鐘先搞點個 power point，次次都係咁，但咁先好玩，夠刺激，不過再冇機會lu。
我地最新力作：
「彪歌聰曲」MTV
YEAH!!!!!!! Entertainment Never Stop ~~~~~
Sunday, May 08, 2005
21 + 1
平淡的母親節剛剛過了，今天是我的 22 歲生日。要不是 ICQ 有朋友向我祝賀，也許連我自己也忘記了。先行多謝我的朋友們。
為何會忘記呢？也許因為這幾日忙得發瘋！補習、project、essay等。做不完似的，唉，已是最後一個sem，為何仍然是這樣子。
也許生日對我來說意思不大，豬朋友問我有甚麼願望，我隨便答了「世界和平」。但自己再細想，其實最希望再有朋友對我說句「生日快樂」吧，就是這麼簡單。
最重要是快快樂樂，不勞而獲。
人一忙，惰性就顯露出黎來了。
想自由自在，愛淨土。
為何會忘記呢？也許因為這幾日忙得發瘋！補習、project、essay等。做不完似的，唉，已是最後一個sem，為何仍然是這樣子。
也許生日對我來說意思不大，豬朋友問我有甚麼願望，我隨便答了「世界和平」。但自己再細想，其實最希望再有朋友對我說句「生日快樂」吧，就是這麼簡單。
最重要是快快樂樂，不勞而獲。
人一忙，惰性就顯露出黎來了。
想自由自在，愛淨土。
Saturday, May 07, 2005
ICQ 論神
有個人 (12:03 AM) : 如果呢個世界原本咩都無, 咁點解無啦啦會有物質既出現﹖
Will Myself (12:04 AM) : 因為呢個世界除左神就乜都冇囉本來, 而神又好乸勁喎, 佢就整左好多野出黎囉
有個人 (12:07 AM) : 咁邊個創造神出黎﹖佢自己創造自己出黎﹖﹖咁佢原本佢係唔存在架喎, 咁佢點創造自己出黎﹖
Will Myself (12:09 AM) : 你問呢個問題因為你冇or 唔accept 「本有」呢個概念姐
Will Myself (12:10 AM) : 好多 religion 都有 本有 呢個concept, buddhism included
有個人 (12:12 AM) : 因為解釋唔到 je咁你話原本有d野, 咁呢d野又係點走出黎先﹖你話一隻水杯原本有水, 咁都係要有人倒落去啦
Will Myself (12:15 AM) : 你都on9 o既, 解釋到o既話就唔係宗教係科學啦你好明顯唔適合信教同讀哲學
有個人 (12:19 AM) : 點解解釋到既就唔係宗教﹖﹖原來宗教就係俾人將d解釋唔到既野掟晒落去﹖﹖你解釋唔到 je,唔表示不能解釋喎
Will Myself (12:24 AM) : 唔係解釋唔到, 係唔應該用科學o既角度去批判不嬲都好多人解釋緊自己個宗教但係你呢d人, 唔去接受人地d 解釋, 係都要懶科學, 用呢個physical 既空間o既rule 去jude 人地d theory,
Will Myself (12:26 AM) : 9 成西科學家都係基督徒, 人地唔通又不停用自己學o既野去arrange christism?
有個人 (12:27 AM) : 咁你試下俾d証據說服我, 証明有唔physical既空間囉
Will Myself (12:28 AM) : 你所謂o既証據咪又係指科學事實囉晒氣啦
Will Myself (12:31 AM) : 同埋你又知而家既科學的確advanced 到可以指明一切而家科學解釋唔到o既野唔科學?好可能係而家o既科學本身唔夠科學, 冇能力去 proof 姐
有個人 (12:37 AM) : 咁你有無諗過有d野暫時無人解釋到, 而你就用"神話咁就咁啦"去"解釋左, 唔再去嘗試解釋, 但唔排除過一段時間有人會解釋到喎....一係你試下用宗教去解釋一個人跳樓點解會向下趺勒, 因為神想佢趺﹖咁呢個"神想佢咁" 係咪晒屈機先....﹖
Will Myself (12:45 AM) : 嗱, 首先我唔係christian , 我唔知你講o既同佢地o既theory 有幾大出入其次係你本身唔信冇問題, 但你憑咩去challenge人地個theory 而你又解釋唔到人地唔係, 只係話人地講o既同你不嬲所學o既唔同你可以唔信, 但你好似未能夠好有力咁challenge 到人地, 不竟只係你同你地o既諗法唔同, 所謂o既物質世界, 好似係唔實在, 只係一般人via 5 sense interpret 到出黎o既野, 有d人可能好勁, sense 到另一個世界o既全在, 跟住四圍同人講, 而你聽到佢講咩, 但你sense 唔到, 跟住就用你僅sense 到o個世界去 arruge 人地d 野 , 你會唔會覺得有d 唔appropriate 呢d 個行為?
有個人 (12:51 AM) : 咁我assume你都sense唔到果d第6感第7感....咁你又點解選擇去相信果d話佢自己有第6感第7感既人真係有呢﹖
Will Myself (12:54 AM) : 哲學同科學各自為政, 好獨立我覺得人地其實都可以用哲學黎challenge 科學例如我從佛學知道有d人可以有天眼通, 睇到前世d野, 而我又「信 」(呢個係main point, which u seems not understand), 但science 話唔得, 咁我就可以challenge science道理一樣之麻
Will Myself (12:56 AM) : 我信, 因為我「感受」到佛的存在
有個人 (12:58 AM) : 個問題就係點解你聽左"有d人可以有天眼通, 睇到前世d野"而去選擇信instead of 唔信, 有d人聽左又唔信呢﹖點解你感受到佛的存在, 而果d人又感受唔到﹖
Will Myself (12:59 AM) : 因為愚痴
有個人 (1:01 AM) : 咁點解果d人係愚痴而你又唔係﹖神用咩準則去決定邊個人係邊個人唔係﹖
Will Myself (1:07 AM) : 嗱, science 都有個好出名o既term 叫 random motion
而神係點搞o既我就唔知佛教呢, 自主o既概念都幾強, 你愚痴o係因為自己, 因為自己對好多野都放唔低, 過去世唔修智慧 o既結果, 唔係有個神去determine 佢係天才定白痴你係好係壞都係你自己揀而我都唔認為基督教d 人會話 「殺人係神叫o既」咁
Will Myself (1:09 AM) : 我講左咁多野, 有冇減少到你對「神」或宗教哲學o既否定同反感
有個人 (1:12 AM) : 咁你有咩辦法証明俾果d唔信有前世既人真係有前世﹖無証據既, 叫人base on咩去相信你....﹖唔通話"我話係就係啦"咁咩....
Will Myself (1:14 AM) : 我冇叫過人去信我個宗教instead 我會同人介紹我所教到o既同感受到o既如果你唔信, 只係我冇緣去令你信姐
Will Myself (1:16 AM) : 你而家又好似講番轉會咁可能我真係未有能力說服你, 亦冇打算說服你, 只係想同你份享下, 亦唔想因此provoke 你, 算啦
有個人 (1:20 AM) : 我只係想純粹討論下 je我讀左五年基督教學校, 佢話你信佢就得永生, 唔信佢就要落地獄咁係咪好似黑社會迫人去選擇同唔同佢地合作﹖合作就有錢分, 唔合作就打9你Will
Myself (1:21 AM) : hahahaha ～～～你呢個比喻好搞笑, 但我鐘意
Will Myself (12:04 AM) : 因為呢個世界除左神就乜都冇囉本來, 而神又好乸勁喎, 佢就整左好多野出黎囉
有個人 (12:07 AM) : 咁邊個創造神出黎﹖佢自己創造自己出黎﹖﹖咁佢原本佢係唔存在架喎, 咁佢點創造自己出黎﹖
Will Myself (12:09 AM) : 你問呢個問題因為你冇or 唔accept 「本有」呢個概念姐
Will Myself (12:10 AM) : 好多 religion 都有 本有 呢個concept, buddhism included
有個人 (12:12 AM) : 因為解釋唔到 je咁你話原本有d野, 咁呢d野又係點走出黎先﹖你話一隻水杯原本有水, 咁都係要有人倒落去啦
Will Myself (12:15 AM) : 你都on9 o既, 解釋到o既話就唔係宗教係科學啦你好明顯唔適合信教同讀哲學
有個人 (12:19 AM) : 點解解釋到既就唔係宗教﹖﹖原來宗教就係俾人將d解釋唔到既野掟晒落去﹖﹖你解釋唔到 je,唔表示不能解釋喎
Will Myself (12:24 AM) : 唔係解釋唔到, 係唔應該用科學o既角度去批判不嬲都好多人解釋緊自己個宗教但係你呢d人, 唔去接受人地d 解釋, 係都要懶科學, 用呢個physical 既空間o既rule 去jude 人地d theory,
Will Myself (12:26 AM) : 9 成西科學家都係基督徒, 人地唔通又不停用自己學o既野去arrange christism?
有個人 (12:27 AM) : 咁你試下俾d証據說服我, 証明有唔physical既空間囉
Will Myself (12:28 AM) : 你所謂o既証據咪又係指科學事實囉晒氣啦
Will Myself (12:31 AM) : 同埋你又知而家既科學的確advanced 到可以指明一切而家科學解釋唔到o既野唔科學?好可能係而家o既科學本身唔夠科學, 冇能力去 proof 姐
有個人 (12:37 AM) : 咁你有無諗過有d野暫時無人解釋到, 而你就用"神話咁就咁啦"去"解釋左, 唔再去嘗試解釋, 但唔排除過一段時間有人會解釋到喎....一係你試下用宗教去解釋一個人跳樓點解會向下趺勒, 因為神想佢趺﹖咁呢個"神想佢咁" 係咪晒屈機先....﹖
Will Myself (12:45 AM) : 嗱, 首先我唔係christian , 我唔知你講o既同佢地o既theory 有幾大出入其次係你本身唔信冇問題, 但你憑咩去challenge人地個theory 而你又解釋唔到人地唔係, 只係話人地講o既同你不嬲所學o既唔同你可以唔信, 但你好似未能夠好有力咁challenge 到人地, 不竟只係你同你地o既諗法唔同, 所謂o既物質世界, 好似係唔實在, 只係一般人via 5 sense interpret 到出黎o既野, 有d人可能好勁, sense 到另一個世界o既全在, 跟住四圍同人講, 而你聽到佢講咩, 但你sense 唔到, 跟住就用你僅sense 到o個世界去 arruge 人地d 野 , 你會唔會覺得有d 唔appropriate 呢d 個行為?
有個人 (12:51 AM) : 咁我assume你都sense唔到果d第6感第7感....咁你又點解選擇去相信果d話佢自己有第6感第7感既人真係有呢﹖
Will Myself (12:54 AM) : 哲學同科學各自為政, 好獨立我覺得人地其實都可以用哲學黎challenge 科學例如我從佛學知道有d人可以有天眼通, 睇到前世d野, 而我又「信 」(呢個係main point, which u seems not understand), 但science 話唔得, 咁我就可以challenge science道理一樣之麻
Will Myself (12:56 AM) : 我信, 因為我「感受」到佛的存在
有個人 (12:58 AM) : 個問題就係點解你聽左"有d人可以有天眼通, 睇到前世d野"而去選擇信instead of 唔信, 有d人聽左又唔信呢﹖點解你感受到佛的存在, 而果d人又感受唔到﹖
Will Myself (12:59 AM) : 因為愚痴
有個人 (1:01 AM) : 咁點解果d人係愚痴而你又唔係﹖神用咩準則去決定邊個人係邊個人唔係﹖
Will Myself (1:07 AM) : 嗱, science 都有個好出名o既term 叫 random motion
而神係點搞o既我就唔知佛教呢, 自主o既概念都幾強, 你愚痴o係因為自己, 因為自己對好多野都放唔低, 過去世唔修智慧 o既結果, 唔係有個神去determine 佢係天才定白痴你係好係壞都係你自己揀而我都唔認為基督教d 人會話 「殺人係神叫o既」咁
Will Myself (1:09 AM) : 我講左咁多野, 有冇減少到你對「神」或宗教哲學o既否定同反感
有個人 (1:12 AM) : 咁你有咩辦法証明俾果d唔信有前世既人真係有前世﹖無証據既, 叫人base on咩去相信你....﹖唔通話"我話係就係啦"咁咩....
Will Myself (1:14 AM) : 我冇叫過人去信我個宗教instead 我會同人介紹我所教到o既同感受到o既如果你唔信, 只係我冇緣去令你信姐
Will Myself (1:16 AM) : 你而家又好似講番轉會咁可能我真係未有能力說服你, 亦冇打算說服你, 只係想同你份享下, 亦唔想因此provoke 你, 算啦
有個人 (1:20 AM) : 我只係想純粹討論下 je我讀左五年基督教學校, 佢話你信佢就得永生, 唔信佢就要落地獄咁係咪好似黑社會迫人去選擇同唔同佢地合作﹖合作就有錢分, 唔合作就打9你Will
Myself (1:21 AM) : hahahaha ～～～你呢個比喻好搞笑, 但我鐘意
Friday, May 06, 2005
Acknowledgement
這幾天，有三個人我要正式感謝一番。
第一章 --- 老死篇
多謝你的分享，一直都慣於聆聽我說話的你，突然向我分享這麼多心底話，令我有點受寵若驚，但其實，我直覺早就告訴一定會有這一天，和我一起這麼久，總算比我愛分享的性格感染到吧！一直覺得你和我是做到的，果然，我對男孩子產生的直覺依然準確得緊要。事實上我對這一刻的自己不太了解，我有點累，自己也希望想個明白，請給我少少時間，讓我把事情搞清楚。考試後再和你分享。
第二章 --- 傻佬篇
老實說，內容我是估得到的，但總百看不厭。
妳所想亦是我所想，就是這樣簡單，對不對？
第三章 --- 意外篇
我聽到了，清清楚楚的 ...... 其實，早就知道了。
但也許我只能說聲多謝。
第一章 --- 老死篇
多謝你的分享，一直都慣於聆聽我說話的你，突然向我分享這麼多心底話，令我有點受寵若驚，但其實，我直覺早就告訴一定會有這一天，和我一起這麼久，總算比我愛分享的性格感染到吧！一直覺得你和我是做到的，果然，我對男孩子產生的直覺依然準確得緊要。事實上我對這一刻的自己不太了解，我有點累，自己也希望想個明白，請給我少少時間，讓我把事情搞清楚。考試後再和你分享。
第二章 --- 傻佬篇
老實說，內容我是估得到的，但總百看不厭。
妳所想亦是我所想，就是這樣簡單，對不對？
第三章 --- 意外篇
我聽到了，清清楚楚的 ...... 其實，早就知道了。
但也許我只能說聲多謝。
Tuesday, May 03, 2005
update will please
我寫的文字，好像一日比一日膚淺 ......
也許我近來改變太大，已失去自我，失去控制能力，失去「我想做好人」的心
極度迷失 ...... 如何是好？
身邊有幾位好朋友，他們知道的不多。
並不是我太隱藏，而是什麼都變了，變得太突然，朋友們都趕不上 update 我的人格。
告訴你們，我已是個 mutant，你們還不知道嗎?
我的改變，加上大學末日的來臨，會否為大家的關係帶來什麼的變遷？一切還好嗎？
我不驚慌，但有點著急，想去了解自己和大家。
也許我近來改變太大，已失去自我，失去控制能力，失去「我想做好人」的心
極度迷失 ...... 如何是好？
身邊有幾位好朋友，他們知道的不多。
並不是我太隱藏，而是什麼都變了，變得太突然，朋友們都趕不上 update 我的人格。
告訴你們，我已是個 mutant，你們還不知道嗎?
我的改變，加上大學末日的來臨，會否為大家的關係帶來什麼的變遷？一切還好嗎？
我不驚慌，但有點著急，想去了解自己和大家。
歌曲的靈魂
岩岩聽完小船o既 demo完全版，暈左 (好聽到暈)，醒番，繼續聽，一直聽。
首demo除左作得好、編得好同唱得好之外(我係好硬銷的)，我發覺自己真係好鐘意 d 歌詞。
歌詞真係好重要，一首歌o既旋律係肉體，而歌詞就係靈魂，一個都不能少。
「沒意思 若情人像幼兒
又來重複十次 無聊傻氣笑話只算閑事
突然明白當愛退熱時 越去扮作投入越覺羞恥」
而我既靈魂不嬲都好無聊，如下：
「話你知 弱能兒是 Henry
智力重考十次 細路話佢白痴都算閑事
最斃每次當佢肚餓時 但佢越去食野越覺急屎」
首demo除左作得好、編得好同唱得好之外(我係好硬銷的)，我發覺自己真係好鐘意 d 歌詞。
歌詞真係好重要，一首歌o既旋律係肉體，而歌詞就係靈魂，一個都不能少。
「沒意思 若情人像幼兒
又來重複十次 無聊傻氣笑話只算閑事
突然明白當愛退熱時 越去扮作投入越覺羞恥」
而我既靈魂不嬲都好無聊，如下：
「話你知 弱能兒是 Henry
智力重考十次 細路話佢白痴都算閑事
最斃每次當佢肚餓時 但佢越去食野越覺急屎」
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